You can think all the good thoughts you want about the Fourth of July parade in the town where you happen to live, but the actual truth of the matter is this: My town has the BEST Fourth of July parade in ALL OF AMERICA!!!
If you don’t believe me, I offer the photographic evidence you see here on this not-so-humble post.
The parade in my town is the sweetest, the most patriotic, the most colorful, and the most American.
I might add that the beauty queens riding in convertible cars in my town’s parade are also FAR prettier than those in your town.
No offense or anything, but the parade where I live just beats your parade, hands-down...
and I hate to brag, but the Fourth of July picnic at my place is probably better than yours too.
